Receding Hareline, Fall and Winter,  2009/2010

Receding Harelines: Spring and Summer 2009....

May 4th: CyberSlut & Headwind
May 11th: Creampuff
May 18th: Maple Dick (Schmeckle)
May 25th: RainCoat
June 1st: Sperminator
June 8th: Plunger
June 13th: Porno Prick and Low Blow: SATURDAY AGPU Free Beer (See More Demo Forest)...Free Beer...Time to be confirmed,etc...Free Beer.....
June 15th: Stool Pidgeon
June 22nd: Mr. AFI
June 29th: Impaler
July 6th: Flat Bloke (Paul)
July 13th: Mad Dog
July 20th: Goat Fucker
July 27th: Impaler
Aug 3rd: Porno Prick
Aug 10th: SheepShagger
Aug 17th: Mr. Aw Fuck it (AFI)
Aug 24th: DANGLER with CHIPS AND BARBEQUE!!!!!
Aug 31st: Mmmmmm ' alice sets run in Mahon Park, N.Vancouver.
Sept 7th: Slippery Dick - who has gone missing
Sept 14th: Pylon's sheepish adventure. Granville and 7th near entrance to granville island. Fringe theatre on on
Sept 21st: UMF sets run from the tennis courts in Stanley Park - on on at the SOHO near denman & davie - 2nd floor.
Sept 28th: cream Puff, North Vancouver,
Oct 05th: Horny
Oct 12th: SheepShagger
Oct 17th: ? ( This is our first SATURDAY 2:15pm run - as decreed by our GM)
Oct 24th: Ole Ole (please note that all runs from end of Oct onwards are Saturday 2:15pm starts)
Oct 31st: ? - ON ON halloween party @ hardons place, 2322 Ontario St.
Nov 07th:
Nov 14th: Sperminatrix
Nov 21st: Formosa's last run before Immigration kicks him out of the country..(Burnaby Lake)
Nov 28th: Malice
Dec 05th: BanSHEEEEEE
Dec 12th: Mr Aw Fuck it....
Dec 19th: PLUNGER..... the week before Christmas run...
Dec 26th: Porno Prick... the day after Christmas run...
Jan 02nd: Do Me First....
Jan 09th: Roast Runs marpole again....
Jan 15th: ?
Jan 22nd:?
Feb 20th: Impaler sets trail then goes Greek!!! (dinner that is...) deets tba.
Feb 27th Maple Shmeckle's 2nd great Olymp prick run
Mar 6th Banshee - tba
Mar 13th YiFi & AFI.
Mar 20th: Shagger - should be near the GILNETTER pub in Poco so we can hang out with lowblow's band.
Mar 27th: Fatboy slim & anniecockledo
April 3rd: ???
April 5th:? (MONDAY nite runs 6:15pm resume)
April 12th: Horny
April 19th:?
April 26th:?
May 3rd:?

The Vancouver Hash House Harriers

The Drinking Club with a Running Problem!
Runs are Sat. 2:15p.m. in winter / Mon. 6:15p.m.in summer.

The Vancouver Hash House Harriers, an introduction:

The Vancouver Hash House Harriers, of which I am the Grand Master are a group of like-minded runners who meet weekly at locations all over the Lower Mainland. The Hash House Harriers is an institution, seventy one years old, an international running club whose world-wide membership exceeds 250,000 persons in number, founded in 1938 in Kuala Lumpur, and now found in virtually every major city of the world. The name derives from the original meeting place nick-named The Hash House, a casual restaurant, in Kuala Lumpur. Club members enjoy pseudonyms which purpose was to eliminate the social hierarchy associated with expatriate life in Asia, and this custom is retained today. Events are typically a weekly run of 6-10 KM, followed by refreshments and casual dining together. Members range in age from the very, very young, to people in their eighties, and from ambassadors and generals, to clerks and missionaries. The Hash House Harriers is utterly egalitarian. Families are welcome. I welcome any questions you might have.

We are always seeking new runners.


The Grand Master,

Vancouver Hash House Harriers, 2009

HHH Links of interest

• Vancouver Sun Newspaper photo [ click here ]
• Hashing info [ click here ]

What is Hashing?

Here's a Hash Primer
Hashing . . . it's a mixture of athleticism and sociability, hedonism and hard work; a refreshing break from the nine-to-five routine. Hashing is an exhilaratingly fun combination of running, orienteering, and partying, where bands of harriers and harriettes chase hares on eight-to-ten kilometer-long trails through town, country, jungle, and desert, all in search of exercise, camaraderie, and good times.
Hashing, as we know it today, began in Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia, in 1938, when a group of restive British company men started a hare & hounds running group. They named the group after their meeting place, the Selangor Club, aka the "Hash House." Hash House Harrier runs were patterned after the traditional British public school paper chase. A "hare" would be given a short head start to blaze a trail, marking his devious way with shreds of paper, soon to be pursued by a shouting pack of "harriers." Only the hare knew where he was going . . . the harriers followed his marks to stay on trail. Apart from the excitement of chasing down the wily hare, solving the hare's marks and reaching the end was its own reward, for there, thirsty harriers would find a tub of iced-down beer.

Hashing died during World War II (Japanese occupying forces being notoriously opposed to civilian fun), but came back to life in the post-war years, spreading slowly through Singapore, Indonesia, Australia, and New Zealand, then exploding in popularity in the late 70s and early 80s. Today there are thousands of Hash House Harrier clubs in all parts of the world, complete with newsletters, directories, and regional and world hashing conventions.

Despite its growth, hashing hasn't strayed far from its British and Malaysian roots. A typical hash "kennel" is a loosely-organized group of 20-40 men and women who meet weekly or biweekly to chase the hare. We follow chalk, flour, or paper, and the trails are never boring. When forced to, we'll run the occasional street or alley, but in general we prefer shiggy . . . fields, forests, jungles, swamps, streams, fences, storm drains, and cliffs. And although some of today's health-conscious hashers may shun a cold beer in favor of water or a diet soda, trail's end is still a party. Perhaps that's why they call us the "drinking club with a running problem!"

So . . . if you'd like to spice up your running program with fun, good company, new surroundings, and physical challenge, try hashing. Just remember one thing . . . never wear new shoes to the hash!

Here's a recent Globe and Mail article extoling our varigated virtures:

A beer before a run? Some serious runners say yes
Hounds of the Calgary Hash House Harriers follow their hare to a refreshing round of pints.

Hounds of the Calgary Hash House Harriers follow their hare to a refreshing round of pints. CHRIS BOLIN FOR THE GLOBE AND MAIL

Competitive distance runners, unlike hockey or rugby players, are better known as boy scouts than party boys, but some say that's just a stereotype.


Hayley Mick

From Thursday's Globe and Mail Published on Thursday, Oct. 29, 2009 9:25AM EDT Last updated on Thursday, Oct. 29, 2009 7:54PM EDT

Jim Finlayson, one of Canada's elite distance runners, gathered with 75 racers on the track, feeling confident after his normal pre-race routine: a nice sleep, oatmeal for breakfast, plenty of water.

When the start gun blasted, however, he did something he never would have attempted in international competition: He chugged a bottle of Granville Island Winter Ale. Then he bolted.

They call it the Beer Mile. Four laps of the track. One beer per lap. No puking, on pain of a penalty lap. Hundreds of people around the world have posted their times, and beer of choice, on http://www.beermile.com.

Three years after that race on a chilly winter day in Victoria, Mr. Finlayson remains the world record holder with a time of 5 minutes, 9 seconds.

More impressive, perhaps, is that the 37-year-old has represented Canada three times at the World Cross Country Championships, where beer played no part in the festivities. Competitive distance runners, unlike hockey or rugby players, are better known as boy scouts than party boys, but Mr. Finlayson says that's just a stereotype.

He belongs to a generation of runners whose carefree attitudes have fuelled the popularity of running clubs that prove, according to Canadian Running magazine editor Michal Kapral, “we're not a bunch of prudes.”

“[Non-runners] usually assume that I live like a monk, shun alcohol, dine on tofu burgers and boiled yams and go to bed every night at 9 p.m. ”— Elite runner Michal Kapral

They include beer milers, who claim a fair number of frat boys but also serious runners. There are groups of friends, such as the Longboat Roadrunners in Toronto, who meet weekly for a training run before knocking back a pint and wings.

But the granddaddy of them all is the Hash House Harriers, which calls itself a “drinking club with a running problem.” The club originated with a group of expats living in Malaysia in 1938, and has since expanded all over the world, including to Canada.

Hashers usually meet once a week, and follow a mystery route laid out by a club member called the “hare.” Everyone else follows like hounds. Routes vary between five and eight kilometres, but the final destination is always a pub.

The groups have spread across the country since the first run in Calgary, in 1983, and have become a magnet for people like Mike Babulic. He resisted at first, considering himself a serious runner, but when he was dragged out to a hash almost two decades ago, he was hooked by the group's carefree mantra.

He calls hashing the slo-pitch of running. “We have our silly little rituals, and rugby-type songs,” he says.

Competition is banned, and hashers are serious about that. Mention the “r” word (race) or the “m” word (marathon), and you have to chug a beer. “It's non-competitive and we like to keep it that way,” Mr. Babulic says.

Sometimes that's not easy. Over the years, a few newcomers have appeared at Calgary hashes only to quit once they learned what they were all about. There are those whose conversations are dominated by questions like “Did you PB? Did you BQ?” (Translation: “Did you run a personal best? Did you qualify for the Boston Marathon?”)

Others turn up their noses at those who've never run a marathon, says Douglas Gray of Barrie, Ont.

“Many runners have an air of self-righteousness about them,” he says.

Hence those old stereotypes, Mr. Kapral points out. When he mentions he's a competitive marathoner, the reaction from non-runners is almost always the same.

“They usually assume that I live like a monk, shun alcohol, dine on tofu burgers and boiled yams and go to bed every night at 9 p.m.”

Mr. Kapral says runners who are the most rigid about their training tend to be the ones who are newest to the sport. Those folks are understandably nervous about doing things properly, he says. He was once pretty uptight himself.

“I followed a training program like a robot and calculated all of the paces and distances of my training runs like a scientific researcher,” he says.

The more he learned about running, however, the more relaxed he became. While he used to tease his wife for having a drink the night before a big run, now he will have a couple himself and not worry about it.

Ironically, Mr. Kapral says, the relaxed attitude has translated into better race times. He won the Toronto Marathon in 2002. And he holds the world record for “joggling” – running while juggling at the same time – for both the 10-kilometre distance and in the marathon, with a time of 2:50:12.

Mr. Finlayson in Victoria agrees. Drinking can benefit your running, he says, but “it's not the alcohol content.”

“You have to be able to enjoy it,” he says. “If you let yourself get too wrapped up in the details, and tense up about all the particulars, then you're not going to get the most out of your body.”

And while enduring a mile at top speed with all that fizzy, alcoholic liquid in his stomach wasn't exactly a thrill, the beer mile certainly was fun at the end, he says. “It's more of a giddy feeling.”

Party hard, run harder

While it would be a stretch to say alcohol improves athletic performance, a recent study in the American Journal of Health Promotion found that people who drink regularly seem to exercise more often than abstainers.

Compared with people who never drink, those considered heavy drinkers – at least 46 drinks a month for women, and 76 or more for men – got 10 extra minutes of exercise each week. Meanwhile, moderate drinkers –women who had 15 to 45 drinks a month, and men who had 30 to 75 – got 20 more minutes a week than abstainers.

Both moderate and heavy drinkers were also more likely to report vigorous exercise, such as jogging, than either light drinkers or abstainers.

The Miami researchers said heavier drinkers may be the types who tend toward more adventurous outdoor activities, such as snowboarding or rock climbing. Others may play team sports, where you wind up at the bar after a game.

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DD from ON

10/29/2009 8:15:10 PM
I would like to make a correction to the article above. Hashes do not, in fact, always end in pubs. They happen to end wherever there is a lot of beer. And while pubs do tend meet that requirement, it is more fun to circle up in someone’s garage, freezing half to death… Uh, wait…

Anyway…

I would like to address another point. I am quite offended by Mr. Babulic’s reference to « our silly little rituals ». These rituals serve an important purpose, though I can’t think of one just now, and there is nothing silly about having to take a drink for the crime of wearing new shoes! Um, just a second…

Anyway…

To AC75. Did you happen to see the name of the first person to comment on this article? I am very sorry, but that does not sound like a slave name to me! As for your red dress run, I could go to it, but Ottawa’s annual red dress run on Canada Day is better! I mean, I haven’t been to either one, but that’s beside the point! Tell you what. If you go to our next red dress run, and tell me how much better it is than yours, I’ll go to your run on Saturday. Um, uh, hold on now…

Anyway…

Wherever the rest of you are, I’m sure there’s a Hash nearby that will welcome you, no matter what your training level happens to be. Yes, even YOU would be welcome. And you, and you over there, with the funny socks.

On on!
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Tinfoil Hatt

10/29/2009 8:08:03 PM
Sounds like a good beer ruined to me.
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shking

10/29/2009 7:58:46 PM
If you want to give hashing a try, consult the Canadian Hash House Harriers reference at to find a hash near you. It's at http://www.hash.ca/
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Troyboy1971​

10/29/2009 6:03:51 PM
I run to the duty free shop for a beer. It's cheaper. wink
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apu

10/29/2009 6:01:13 PM
Sounds like a great idea, but I am not sure my liver agrees.
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